Whoops!

So it's been hot.  So there has been a lot of chores to do in the garden.  So I hate getting my arms scratched up by the hairs on the zucchini plant.  So...

I didn't harvest the Black Beauty Zucchinis for a few days.  This is only further proof to my hypotheses:

1.  Give each person on Earth two zucchini seeds.  This will end world hunger.
2. Grow zucchini and watch your neighbors and friends disappear.